- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Your face

when debbie meets downer

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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