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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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