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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."