- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

womens rights.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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