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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

God. God.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

every knight i see an owl at window

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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