- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Women's rights.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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