- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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