what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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