Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Amazing

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Penis-biter

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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