And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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MySpace.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Basically

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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