Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Women's rights

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

roses are red, violets are violet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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