- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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