- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

what's funny about war? nothing!

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

The FCC

Women's rights

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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