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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What is white black and Chinese A panda

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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