- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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