a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Top Gear USA

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Your social life.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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