- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

No, Trinidad.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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