whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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A russian gives away vodka.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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