- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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