- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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