sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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