- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

No, Trinidad.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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