- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

My Nan, that is all.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

My wife made me a sandwich

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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