Joke

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

I hate blackniggers

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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