- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

A seal walks into a club.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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