Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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im a willy bum bum

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What happen? Idk...

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Anti Joke

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