- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why was the woman?

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

I like colin but not as much as apple

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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