A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Hey, Max!!

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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