- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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