- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

A midget walks under a bar

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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