- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

VAGINA.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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