- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

VAGINA.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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