- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Donald Trump.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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