- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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