Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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david poredos

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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