- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

penus

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

your mom died.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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