Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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