Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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That's what she didn't say

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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YOU

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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