What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What's the deal with brown?

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Because she has down's syndrome

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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