- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

I have suicidal thoughts

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Loner.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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