- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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