- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

its snowing on mount fuji

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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