I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Cripples are lame.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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