- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Yock

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

religion

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

outside your comfort zone

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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