- Anti Joke

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

what's black and can't swim?

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family