A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Justin Bieber

taking out the trash... at night

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

knock knock who's there? hope

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

women's rights

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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