- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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