- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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