knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Thumbs this up

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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