A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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My penis is big... not.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Mitt Romney

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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