- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

No thank you, I don't like violence

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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