a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Penis.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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