Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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what's black and can't swim?

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This is not a joke or is it

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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