Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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oooh look a banshee

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Anti Joke

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