I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Where's my tractor?

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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A French man gets into a fight

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Chuck norris

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i lost the game

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Thumbs this up

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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