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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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