whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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your mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Justin Bieber

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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i lost the game

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A French man gets into a fight

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Chuck norris

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Thumbs this up

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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