Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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leon harney ya pikey

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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