A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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oooh look a banshee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Anti Joke

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