why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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women's rights

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Justin Bieber

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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identical jokes get different votes.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Weed.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Anti Joke

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