A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Lil Wayne

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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what's white and sticky semen

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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