Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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