- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

pudding

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

what is orange? an orange

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Whats worse than a joke? This

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Weed.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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