How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Please Rape William Wright

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Anti Joke

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