Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

knock knock who's there? faith

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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