- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

What did death say to life? Go die

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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