Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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I am quite mature.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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