- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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