Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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