Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Dumb

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Adam Chebali is awesome

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

its funny cuz i laughed!

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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