What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Testicles.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Dont read this joke

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Please Rape William Wright

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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