Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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