- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What do you call white trash Garbage

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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