Vicky is my best friend.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Anti Joke

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