- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Poop!!

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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