why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What? Yes.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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