What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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