- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

homosexuals are gay

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Your wife died during the delivery.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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