- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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