- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Where's the dick??? east

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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