A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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You and your parents are going to die today

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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