A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Women's Rights.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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your mom died.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Anti Joke

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