- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What's white and gluey Glue

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

OIO

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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