Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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learn the ropes?

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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minorities.....

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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