Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Your sex life.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Anti Joke

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