- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Dyslexics are teople poo

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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