Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Poop

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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