Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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