In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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