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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

brock has small hands for a small job

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Daym im romantic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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