i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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