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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

A Jew walks into Macy's

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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