A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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pauls tuck

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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