What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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